1. Say "As if!," e.g. โ SCOFF
2. Clamdigger pants style โ CAPRI
3. First American multimillionaire โ ASTOR
4. Sand-colored โ BEIGE
5. Beverage sometimes served with cucumber sandwiches โ TEA
6. Web addresses โ URLS
7. Like the words "knackered" and "chuffed" โ BRITISH
8. Bowed instruments โ CELLI
9. Haploid cell โ OVUM
10. Kiss, in Cรณrdoba โ BESO
11. Unlucky "Wheel of Fortune" purchase for COOL AS A CUCUMBER โ ANI
12. Prefix with -metric โ ISO
13. French resistance? โ NON
18. Fort Collins sch. โ CSU
19. Hawaiian souvenir โ LEI
23. Late-night host Jack โ PAAR
25. Website with a "Conservadox" option โ JDATE
26. Sun blocker โ VISOR
27. Co. that merged with Neiman's in 2024 โ SAKS
29. Great service provider โ ACER
30. Late-night host Seth โ MEYERS
31. Put out โ EMIT
32. "Excuse me" โ SORRY
33. Stiff โ RIGID
34. Bad time for Caesar โ IDES
35. Hoarse voice โ RASP
36. "Let's call it ___" โ ADAY
38. What some people think this puzzle's image represents โ DUCK
40. Many Pablo Neruda works โ ODES
43. No-name โ OBSCURE
47. One paying for a full-price ticket, perhaps โ ADULT
48. Life story โ BIO
50. Fish in a poke bowl โ AHI
51. Soccer great Rapinoe โ MEGAN
52. Wrinkly fruit โ PRUNE
53. Pixelated, informally โ LORES
54. Cable show covering the red carpet โ ENEWS
55. Nickname of the "Love Yourself" singer, with "the" โ BIEB
56. Wrinkly fruit โ UGLI
57. Isaac's favorite son โ ESAU
59. Counterpart of down: Abbr. โ ACR
60. Billy bawl? โ MAA
61. "Just a sec," in a text โ BRB
62. Four-term prez โ FDR